Welcome to the Quotes section of A Home For Lenny. I have compiled a list of my favorite quotes of Lenny's. If you have a favorite quote that isn't on the list, feel free to email me and I'll definitely add it. If I had the sound for the quote, I linked it so it'd be easier for you to find the sound you're looking for. Enjoy!


So Homer, you think you can fix my cyatica?

Awww nuts!

No bag boys are gonna stop Lenny from having a casual get together.

Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break.

So, is that your usual coffee mug?

You only call it a cow college because it was founded by a cow...

Now dance, rummy.

Yeah, me and Carl both have our masters. Heh, course old Homer, he didn't need a degree. He just showed up the day they opened the plant.

Carl, let me die first. I couldn't bare to watch you die.

Alcohol and night swimming. It's a winning combination. Uh oh! Sharks, the assasins of the sea. Oh.. You're not sharks. You're dolphins, the clowns of the sea. Oww.. Hey, what's to get? Owww!!!

When it gets to here, we can drink again!

Nobody badmouths duff! Ah.. piece of crap.

Too bad. That's why you're at work, and we're living it up on our day off.

That old goat can't fire me. I'll give him a piece of my m... Ahhhh. (Thud) Awww Nuts.

I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday picking up garbage. I mean, half these bottles aren't even mine!

Way to put us out of work, genius.

I'm always interrupting people

Hey you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like.. 6 leprechauns!

Miss Miss! Sorry, I was calling the waitress. This split you sold me is making me choke!

That's right brainiac. You cost us our jobs, which we need for working!

Even Bart was throwing dough around. He paid me and Carl a thousand bucks to kiss each other!

I'm Lenny, this is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny.

That would be the world's funniest marsupial.

Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger.

That's my moo!

Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a work out. Especially my big fat mouth!

I picked up a nudey deck for our game.

Oh boy! She's got legs from here to ya-ya.

Ahh.. My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

Oww! Take it out, take it out! Ahh! Put it back, put it back! That was a close one. Wanna go bowling?

Come on, put that away. Those radar guns give you cancer.

Hey Carl, turn up the car radio.

That is one hansome rattlesnake you got on your arm there.

Yeah, we never knew nobody with their own tennis rink!

Plutonium?! Gee Homer, isn't that kinda risky. Yeah.. I guess you're right. It's not.

Ohhh.. Nah.. They said they're would be sandwhiches.

Hey Simpson, I heard Mr Burns crushed your boy.

If they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.

The teams been horrible since it was bought by that cheap and heartless duff corporation. Hey Moe, gimme a duff. (drinks) Oh yeah. Sweeet Duff.

Lousy Germans can't fire me, I'm the only one who knows how to unjam the rod bottom disociator.