Season 11
Beyond Blunderdome
sexiest.mp3
Homer: Mel Gibson is just a guy Marge. He's no different than me or Lenny.
Marge: Were you or Lenny ever named Sexiest Man Alive?
Homer: I'm not certain about Lenny...
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
risky.mp3
Lenny: Plutonium?! Gee Homer, isn't that kinda risky. Yeah.. I guess you're right. It's not.
mail.mp3
Carl: Hey Lenny, sending some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it!
Carl: I'll probably send some tomorrow.
Lenny: I hear that!
Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
waste.mp3
Homer: Awww... this is the worst day ever.
Lenny: Hey Homer, what gives?
Homer: Mr Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste.
Carl: Geez, that's rough. There must be 2, 3 hundred gallons in here.
Lenny: And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.
Carl: Hey, you wanna come bowlin with us tonite?>
Homer: Okay.
wackyname.mp3
Lenny: Check out the overheard scoreboard (Laughs)
Carl: Heh. Poo. Uh, Homer, what wacky name do you want?
Homer: Are Poo and Ass taken?
Carl: Yeah.
Homer: Damn! Can my life get any worse?
jinx.mp3
Lenny: Miss Miss! Sorry, I was calling the waitress. This split you sold me is making me choke!
Homer: Lenny...
Lenny: What?! I payed 7.10 for this split!
Carl: Will you at least call it a banana split you dumbwad?
Lenny: Spare me your gutter mouth!
margelenny.mp3
Homer: Oh Marge, I'm sorry, I can't make it. The cooling tanks just blew and they're taking Lenny to the hospital.
Marge: Oh no, not Lenny. Not Lenny!!
Homer: Yeah, so I'm going to have to work late, instead of seeing you and the kids which is what I really want.
Marge: Yeah okay. Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
Bart and Lisa: Oh no! Not Lenny!!
Take My Wife, Sleaze
broom.mp3
Apu: Get away from my store you young hoodlums.
Homer: And what if we don't, pops?
Lenny: He's got a broom!
Carl: Lets get outta here!
Moe: I got the pennies, go go!
Manjula: You promised me no more brooms.
Apu: I know this is not your way, but we're in america now.
Faith Off
cow.mp3
Homer: Woohoo! Go SU!
Carl: A&M is gonna kick your ivy covered butts!
Homer: Yeah, well you went to a cow college.
Lenny: You only call it a cow college because it was founded by a cow...
The Mansion Family
drink.mp3
Moe: You know I can't sell ya any beer until 2 on account of it's Sunday.
Homer: If you can't sell beer, then what are Lenny and Carl doing here?
Carl: What? Oh, we're watching the sun move across the sky.
Lenny: When it gets to here, we can drink again!
netface.mp3
Lenny: Some party, Homer.
Homer: Shut up, netface.
Lenny: Hey, you're in the net too, Homer.
Homer: I said, Shut up netface!
Pygmoelian
rehearsal.mp3
Homer: Alright guys, 1 2 3! Moo?! Lenny, you were supposed to be E!
Carl: See what happens when you skip rehearsal?
moo.mp3
Moe: Ah, that's great. Thank you! Thanks alot! I just wanna say that it was an honor to compete with the Mik, and the chick with the rack there.
Carl: Yeah!!!
Lenny: That's my moo!
relative.mp3
Moe: Am I really that ugly?
Carl: Moe, it's all relative. Is Lenny that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy bald and fat?
Moe: Oh my God it's worse than I thought.
Carl: See, this is why I don't talk much.
Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
dance.mp3
Homer: I know a lot of people badmouth you and how you suck. But not me. To me you're true blue.
Carl: Aww.. thanks big guy.
Lenny: Now dance, rummy.
Behind the Laughter
kiss.mp3
Lenny: Even Bart was throwing dough around. He paid me and Carl a thousand bucks to kiss each other!
Carl: Hey, did we ever get that money?
