Season 2
Simpson and Deliliah
tan.mp3
Carl: Hey, there's something different about you Homer.
Lenny: Yeah.. looks like ya got a tan or something.
Hibbert: I know what it is, it's a new tie.
Brush with Greatness
diet.mp3
Guy: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up!
Lenny: Homer Simpson just went on a diet.
Guy: Oh my God! I just bought a boat!
Bart Gets Hit By a Car
spineless.mp3
Lenny: Hey Simpson, I heard Mr Burns crushed your boy.
Homer: Yeah. If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr Burns' office right now and..
Smithers: Simpson! Mr. Burns wants you to march into his office right now!
Blood Feud
supervisor.mp3
Carl: I'd give him my blood except for one thing.
Lenny: What's that?
Carl: I don't wanna.
Homer: I can't believe you guys! There's a human being out there with millions of dollars who needs our help. And you don't wanna cash in? That's why you losers are stuck in this crummy dead end job.
Carl: Uh Homer, I am your supervisor.
Homer: Sorry sir.
Season 3
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
worst.mp3
Burns: These two gentlemen are as american as apple pie. Hans and Fritz, well, that's just John and Frank.
Quimby: Ich bien eine Springfielder.
Carl: Oh this ain't good.
Homer: We could all lose our jobs.
Marge: Look at all those worried faces. Except for Lenny, he looks great!
Lenny: This is the worst day of my life.
inspector.mp3
Hans: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
Homer: Heh! Yeah, sock it to him!
Lenny: Hey, Homer. Aren't you the safety inspector?
Homer: Doh!
unjam.mp3
Lenny: Lousy Germans can't fire me, I'm the only one who knows how to unjam the rod bottom disociator.
Carl: Well, the can't fire me. I'm the only one certified to run the gasious contaminate particular file.
Homer: Well, they can't fire me.
Lenny and Carl: Why?
Homer at the Bat
signup.mp3
Lenny: Homer, slow down! You're gonna choke or something!
Homer: Don't tell me how to eat donuts! (chokes)
Carl: Hey, Homer's chokin' again.
Lenny: Hmm. Isn't there a first aid chart up around here somewhere?
Carl: Somebody scare him!
Guy: That's for the hiccups!
Lenny: Hey, look at this. Softball starts this week.
magic.mp3
Carl: That's it?!
Lenny: Yeah, I gotta magic bat too.
Carl: And I got an enchanted jockstrap! (they both laugh)
Homer: Yeah, just watch!
Colonel Homer
ball.mp3
Homer: Your wife don't understand you, but I do...
Lenny: Ha! Homer's singin' to his ball again.
Carl: Yeah, and he's bowlin' a 280!
Lenny: Oh yeah? There's a kind of hush... all over the world.. tonite..
Season 5
Marge on the Lam
getout.wav
Homer: Ah! I'm stuck.. Help me!
Carl: He's done for!
Lenny: Let's get out of here!
Bart's Inner Child
interrupt.wav
Apu: I have problems with..
Lenny: I'm always interrupting people.
The Last Temptation of Homer
spit.mp3
Lenny: If they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets hot.
Homer: And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain. I mean, like.. if we wanted to. Not that I ever.. did.
coffeebreak.mp3
Homer: So uh.. what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems ok. Anybody see the game last night?
Homer: Yeah.. that Mindy seems real nice.
Lenny: Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break.
Carl: Yeah, usually you just take the box of donuts into the bathroom.
Homer: Mindy has a motorcycle.
max.mp3
Homer: Mindy, Because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
Lenny: Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger.
Guy: I am sick and tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1856 when..
Mindy: Hi Homer.
Homer: Mindy! Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert. You are an elf, uncontrollably, I think.
Homer Loves Flanders
gay.wav
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders, my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I don't know. Something about being gay.
