Season 8
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer
spoon.mp3
Lenny: They say he carved it himself..from a bigger spoon.
Mountain of Madness
awnuts.mp3
Smithers: Lenny.. and.. Carl..
Carl: Aw nuts.. I mean.. aw nuts...
canned.mp3
Burns: Have you people forgotten our little competition? Last one to the cabin is fired! (Commotion as people run for cabin) You're fired Lenny.
Lenny: Awww nuts!
fight.mp3
Burns: What a disgraceful display. I've seen more orderly behavior in a Ritz Brothers Film. You all need a serious lesson in teamwork.
Carl: Maybe he does but I don't.
Lenny: Hey.. you take that back!
Carl: No, you take that back! (start fighting)
Homer: Hit em Carl! You too Lenny!
fired.mp3
Burns: In that case, no one will be fired after all.
Lenny: That old goat can't fire me. I'll give him a piece of my m... Ahhhh. (Thud) Awww Nuts.
hear.mp3
Lenny: Did you hear something?
Carl: No.
Lenny: Did I?
Carl: I don't know...
sandwiches.mp3
Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of those metaphorical things.
Carl: Yeah! Maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.
Lenny: Ohhh.. Nah.. They said they're would be sandwhiches.
Homer's Enemy
contest.mp3
Grimes: Hey look everybody! Simpson's in a contest for children!
Lenny: Hey Shhh..
Carl: You're makin us miss the contest!
Burns: Would you explain your model young man?
Grimes: What's to explain?! He's an idiot!
Lenny: Pipe down!
Homer: Well, basically I took the plant we have now. Then I added some fins to lower wind resistance, and this racing stripe I feel is pretty sharp.
Burns: Agreed. First prize!
Grimes: What?!!
Lenny: Way to go Homer!
Carl: You're number one Homer!
Grimes: But.. but this was a contest for children!
Lenny: Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!
degree.mp3
Grimes: Oh.. that's my degree in Nuclear Physics. I'm sure you all have one.
Lenny: Yeah, me and Carl both have our masters. Heh, course old Homer, he didn't need a degree. He just showed up the day they opened the plant.
Homer: I didn't even know what a Nuclear Panerplant was!
job.mp3
Grimes: I've never seen him do any work around here. I mean, what is his job?
Lenny: Safety Inspector.
Grimes: That irresponsible oaf? A man who, by all rights, should've been killed dozens of times by now?
Lenny: 316 times by my count.
Grimes: That's the man who's in charge of our safety? It.. It boggles the mind!
Carl: It's best not to think about it.
lenny.mp3
Lenny: I'm Lenny, this is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny.
Season 9
The Last Temptation of Krust
burnmoney.mp3
Lenny: I brought a bag of money in case he wants us to burn it again.
Homer: I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These things are driving me nuts!
The Trouble with Trillions
thorn.mp3
Moe: So Lenny, say you pull a thorn out of the Pope's butt, and he grants you one wish. What'll it be?
Lenny: Only one, huh? Well, I've always wondered what it would feel like to wear something that's been ironed...
Carl: ::whistles:: That'd be sweet.
Natural Born Kissers
pervs.wav
Carl: I always figured Marge would be a dynamo in the sack.
Lenny: Oh boy! She's got legs from here to ya-ya.
Carl: Good evening ma'am.
Lenny: Hope this evening finds you well.
Season 10
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
president.mp3
Ned: No, Homer wasn't a great man...or even an adequate man, and he certainly never accomplished anything. Uh.. President Lenny, you have anything to say?
Lenny: Nah.
Ned: All right, fair enough. Toss him in the hole, boys.
Guy 1: There goes a real sack of crap.
Guy 2: Indoubitably, old chum!
Mayored to the Mob
vwing.mp3
Lenny: Mark, Mark, Mark, pick me, my whole life has been leading to this moment!
Carl: Ah like hell it has, if anybody's gonna play Obi it's me!
Frink: All right step away you foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine, with the acting and the groupies and the 'Luke, Like save me' with the light saber and the Vwing, Vwing, Vwiiiiing.
Willie: That's not how you Vwing! :starts punch-up:
Viva Ned Flanders
carwash.mp3
Marge: You'd better stop and get the car washed..
Homer: Ah, what's the rush? It might rain next week.
Lenny: Hey Homer... Car's kinda dirty!
Homer: Really? Think I should get it washed?
Lenny: Yeah, maybe.
Homer: :pulls into car wash:
Marge: You listen to your friends but you never listen to me...
Homer: Hey, that's great!
Homer to the Max
year.mp3
Homer: This is the worst party ever!
Marge: Oh I don't know. You remember that New Years at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock!
Monty Can't Buy Me Love
quarter.mp3
Lenny: Oww! Take it out, take it out! Ahh! Put it back, put it back! That was a close one. Wanna go bowling?
Carl: Maybe you should see a doctor about that quarter in your brain.
Lenny: Maybe you should mind your own business. Afternoon miss.
